Dear @amandapalmer and @neilhimself (Or, what I might have said if I hadn't been starstruck and tongue-tied...)
Basheera Khan // Basheera Khan is a freelance user experience designer with an interest in information architecture, interaction design and content strategy. She’s also a co-founder of the collaborative bug-tracking web app, http://PlayNice.ly.
Sadly, the chaps who yesterday helped me fall victim to a classic scam as they liberated me of my iPhone probably don't listen to Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip.
Sitting in Starbucks on Southampton Row, using my laptop and phone trying very hard to get online to meet a deadline (I'll save my BT Openzone nightmare for another post), I was approached first by a homeless man begging for change and in his wake by two guys carrying Oystercard forms which they thrust under my nose, jabbing and pointing and demanding something in a foreign language.
It was quite disconcerting and I first mimed not being able to understand and then, as their yammering became more insistent, I couldn't take it anymore and responded by miming complete disinterest in their 'problem'. They reached a climax in the harassment of stressed out journalist on deadline and then suddenly shut up and left. I locked eyes with one of them through the window as they walked up the street, shooting him a look of what I hoped was 'look, I'm sorry but I really didn't know what to do for you' as he shot me a look of what in retrospect must have been 'well yeah but screw you anyway'. It was only a few minutes later that I realised that yes, those thieving miscreants had lifted my iPhone from my table under cover of Oystercard form.
Bastards.
Sadly, the chaps who yesterday helped me fall victim to a classic scam as they liberated me of my iPhone probably don't listen to Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip.
Sitting in Starbucks on Southampton Row, using my laptop and phone trying very hard to get online to meet a deadline (I'll save my BT Openzone nightmare for another post), I was approached first by a homeless man begging for change and in his wake by two guys carrying Oystercard forms which they thrust under my nose, jabbing and pointing and demanding something in a foreign language.
It was quite disconcerting and I first mimed not being able to understand and then, as their yammering became more insistent, I couldn't take it anymore and responded by miming complete disinterest in their 'problem'. They reached a climax in the harassment of stressed out journalist on deadline and then suddenly shut up and left. I locked eyes with one of them through the window as they walked up the street, shooting him a look of what I hoped was 'look, I'm sorry but I really didn't know what to do for you' as he shot me a look of what in retrospect must have been 'well yeah but screw you anyway'. It was only a few minutes later that I realised that yes, those thieving miscreants had lifted my iPhone from my table under cover of Oystercard form.
Bastards.
I heard back from The National Archives a few days ago; I didn't make the cut for the second round of interviews for the three positions of sub-editor they're looking to fill. I suspect it was the subbing test that was my downfall; the text I was given to edit focused on Britain and Europe rebuilding their respective economies post World War II and I wasn't at all certain of which facts were true and which red herrings. No internet connection, so no opportunity to fact-check with Google, either.
I can't say I'm all that disappointed; the job seemed interesting at the time I applied for it, but when I got to the interview stage, I knew instantly that it was not for me. The atmosphere, the energy, the vibe was all wrong; very public sector, surprise, surprise. And I know for a certainty that I want the thrill, the rush that comes from working in a fast-paced newsroom. So here's hoping that my other hot prospect pans out the way I want it to. :-)
I heard back from The National Archives a few days ago; I didn't make the cut for the second round of interviews for the three positions of sub-editor they're looking to fill. I suspect it was the subbing test that was my downfall; the text I was given to edit focused on Britain and Europe rebuilding their respective economies post World War II and I wasn't at all certain of which facts were true and which red herrings. No internet connection, so no opportunity to fact-check with Google, either.
I can't say I'm all that disappointed; the job seemed interesting at the time I applied for it, but when I got to the interview stage, I knew instantly that it was not for me. The atmosphere, the energy, the vibe was all wrong; very public sector, surprise, surprise. And I know for a certainty that I want the thrill, the rush that comes from working in a fast-paced newsroom. So here's hoping that my other hot prospect pans out the way I want it to. :-)
Hello everyone. I suppose you think that nothing much is happening at the moment. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha. Well, that's what I want to talk to you all about; endings. Now, endings normally happen at the end. But as we all know, endings are just beginnings. You know, once these things really get started, it's jolly hard to stop them again. However, as we have all come this far, I think, under the circumstances the best solution is that we all just keep going. Let's keep this going in sight, never an ending. Let's remember that this world wants fresh beginnings. I feel here, in this country, and throughout the world, we are crying out for beginnings, beginnings. We never want to hear this word "endings".
The wonderfully modulated tones of Janet Brown as Margaret Thatcher in Mike Oldfield's gorgeous Amarok, summing up my life's events over the past six months. And gosh, how it has changed!
I guess we could start with the smallest change first; I've decided to migrate from WordPress to TypePad for all my bloggery needs, the reason for which segues quite neatly to the largest change. After four years of marriage, Andy – my darling husband, my BFF and (here comes the techie link) my tireless sysadmin – and I have decided to part ways in the most graceful, respectful, compassionate and amicable parting of ways I have ever experienced. I think it's fair to say on this basis that I will probably never marry again, purely to preserve the memory of this parting. ;-)
The second biggest change, in the wake of the first biggest change, is that I will be leaving Swansea for the Big Smoke at the earliest opportunity. And when I say earliest opportunity, I mean, as soon as I can find a job to go to. While I've enjoyed the perks of a freelance career since the death of Ping Wales last year, I am going to need a lot more financial stability when I move to the world's most expensive city. If I had even the smallest buffer to tide me over I would continue freelancing, but it's fair to say that the Ping Wales experience has ruined me financially. There's nothing like the sweet, sweet predictability of a monthly pay-cheque to help in the effort to rebuild from the ground up. ;-)
I will be sad to leave Swansea. Though I didn't intend this is my destination when I left South Africa in 2001, I've ended up spending the better part of my adult life here. I've grown so much here that in some sense, it's almost like leaving home (again).